Greetings!

One of these days we'll have something clever to put here. Right now I'm just posting this stupid page because I absolutely can't freaking stand "under construction" pages. What is this anyway??? An AOLer site?

Let's see... Greets & Updates... Hmmm...

Greets: Since you're wasting precious moments of your life reading this drivel, I can assume that you are either related to us or are a friend. In that case, "Howdy! Thanks for wasting time here instead of downloading porno from one of the trillions of sites specializing in such things."
There's your greeting.

Updates: As of May 23, 2000...
"I'm fine, The Wife is fine, the kids are fine. Rattfink, on the other hand, is not." There's your update, C-ya!

Feel compelled to greet us back? Write to: daddio@rattfink.com

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